New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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