okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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