So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ketchup is God's man juice
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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