Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
