Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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