But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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