On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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