This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We have so much sex to catch up on
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
