fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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