We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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