Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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