let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize
