You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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