He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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