these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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