I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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