Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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