And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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