it was like his penis was on wheels.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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