its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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