Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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