Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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