Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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