Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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