how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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