so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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