im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You don't make any sense
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