Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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