Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
