dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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