He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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