were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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