I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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