Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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