glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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