is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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