I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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