I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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