Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Randomize