You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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