I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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