i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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