I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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