I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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