Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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