So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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