quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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