i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize