Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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