So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
we're so committed to being not committed
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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