we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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