so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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