Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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